What’s a Greek urn?
About 1000 euros a month…
Yes, I know the picture is the yet another type of ‘Urn’, but it makes me laugh almost as much as when Top of the Pops showed a backdrop of darts champ Jocky Wilson to Dexy’s Midnight Runners song, ‘Jackie Wilson Said’.
I particularly like this sort of urn.
I don’t like this sort of urn.
And this sort of urn would just freak me out.
The website says, “The Rings of Time Hourglass Keepsake Urn is a wonderful way to reflect on the sands of time and the time that you and your loved one shared. The hourglass is the ultimate symbol of the passage of time.”
No shit, Sherlock. Imagine using your loved ones to time your boiled eggs in the morning. I’d just be thinking, ‘Mmm, soft boiled eggs…ready in two minutes…time is going so fast…where does the time go…I feel so old…WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!’ before needing to go back to bed for a lie down.
Let’s return to this type of urn from those naughty Greeks to get all thoughts of death out of our heads.