A friend* and I are always discussing ways to make enough money so that we can give up work. From writing educational books or inventing apps to running a coffee shop or baking cupcakes, we’ve been through hundreds of ideas. But her latest idea sounds like the easiest one.
Apparently,men people will pay for used/worn/preloved tights. All you need to do is bulk-buy packs of tights for 50p each, wear them for ten minutes, then list them on eBay with a slightly saucy photo for £5 each and wait for the bids to come rolling in.
The only down side is that it’s a bit distasteful and not the sort of thing to discuss at PTA socials.
‘So, what you do you for a living, Barb?’
‘I sell my used tights on eBay.’
‘Sorry, I think I spotted someone I know across the room.’
Hmmm, back to the drawing board. But if you really do have have any legitimate, less seedy, money-making ideas, please feel free to share 🙂
*She may have to be downgraded from ‘friend’ to ‘acquaintance’ after revealing that she only likes hanging out with me because I make her feel thin…
Funny. People are weird. Do what you love and do it well. Maybe your play will be come your work and it will feel like playing all day long.
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I would love to get paid for doing what I love! Sadly, no one wants to pay for my ramblings yet!!
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A brilliant business opportunity. It should work for lingerie too … and to think I’ve been throwing them away! I could have been rich! Rich, I tell you!!
…. I think I started hyperventilating …
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Hahaha, calm down!!! Funnily enough, I didn’t get the same hit response when I searched for used lingerie (obviously I put in ‘used knickers’, I’m not as classy as you!)) – wonder if eBay has banned it so selling worn tights are a way round??
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hahaha!!! Yes, I expect ‘code’ words would be required!
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Ah, eBay the home of entrepreneurs of somewhat questionable moral fortitude. 🙂 Good luck with whatever business you and your friend/acquaintance choose to go into!
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Thanks, at the moment ‘winning the lottery’ is top of our business plan…
I could probably have looser eBay morals if I didn’t have to use my actual home address!
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I might know a way around that… Kidding. Maybe. 😉
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Haha, I’d like to know…maybe!
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I think we should do it!!!! If I could post a photo here I have a fantastic one for you!!,
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Hey ‘friend’… Text me the photo 🙂
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Oh my – it is amazing what people will buy/sell! The lottery win plan is a good one, but the slight flaw in that one is that you would have to take your place in the queue behind me…
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Haha, we could always share??
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Perhaps we could come to some arrangement…
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Cupcake making sounds a lot more fun and far less creepy. Plus, your daughter already has those great cake making skills.
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If only people would pay £5 each for cupcakes… oh hold on, they will! (Lily Vanilli, anyone??)
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA…. this one is a riot! May I join you on this one? :p
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Please do. Just need to order a job lot of tights… 😉
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Your “friend” sounds delightful though her money making scheme does sound quite ingenious.
Good luck with the A-Z Challenge 🙂
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Don’t worry, I’m making her pay 😉
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Could you start charging people for making them feel thin?
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